flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

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Jeff “Vintage Dick” Goldblum in GQ Magazine, September 2014

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true as fuck zodiac - prominent features

  • aries: so fucking stubborn. they will hold a grudge til the end of time
  • taurus: they are fucking nerds.
  • gemini: defo the random outbursts
  • cancer: rudeness. so fucking rude. god damn.
  • leo: they're about 4'9"
  • virgo: they don't want to talk to you at all
  • libra: weird ass laugh
  • scorpio: the fact that you can directly see hell in their eyes
  • sagittarius: fuckin strange ass humor
  • capricorn: creepy fucking smile
  • aquarius: kinda givin off a gay vibe
  • pisces: p conceited and that shit is not confidence as they may think it is

bradtitt:

i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them

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"Now she is going to make the Disney face. Her lip is going to quiver and her eyes will flutter but they won’t ever actually close but do not feel sorry for her!”

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sassingintothevoid:

Coffee porn.     (Cinemagraphs and gifs from this cool article.)

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ruinedchildhood:

when you see someone cute but they’re straight

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cracked:

You once said Death is nature’s way of saying “your table’s ready.” We wish we could’ve waited with you a little longer.

cracked:

You once said Death is nature’s way of saying “your table’s ready.” We wish we could’ve waited with you a little longer.

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coldas-cactuses:

potterbird:

Daniel Radcliffe's acceptance speech for the Man of the Year Glamour Award, 2013. (x)

I think he’s getting better with age. Good for him, honestly.

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averypottermormon:

honorarytenenbaum:

fili-kili-at-your-service:

a-tumbler-of-ice-and-fire:

What a boss

AND IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

NO ONE’S GEEK GAME IS STRONGER THAN COLBERT’S GEEK GAME.

there may be a day I stop reblogging this, but today is not that day

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