Suits and Glasses

I'm an open book.   Hey, I'm Christian. I like guys and suits and glasses and coffee and math and literature and grammar and chess and magic tricks.


monetizeyourcat:

unimpressedcats:

the ham … it’s… it’s …… argghhhhhh

i love when cats’ programming glitches out

monetizeyourcat:

unimpressedcats:

the ham … it’s… it’s …… argghhhhhh

i love when cats’ programming glitches out

(Source: theoddgifdump, via lesbiansforbreakfast)

— 2 days ago with 49188 notes
hailstormhaley:

imtheotterlope:

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.

I don’t know this man or this mom, but I love them both.

Oh my God. This is perfect.

hailstormhaley:

imtheotterlope:

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

I don’t know this man or this mom, but I love them both.

Oh my God. This is perfect.

— 2 days ago with 67572 notes

tyleroakley:

MILEY HAS NO TIME FOR THIS SHIT.

(Source: bricesander)

— 2 days ago with 238414 notes

demeaniac:

yeffyaboyuice:

IM PEEING

i tried to scroll past this but

(Source: mentaljen, via powerslam)

— 2 days ago with 172064 notes
br000t:

healthy-mind-body-me:

the fuck am i suppose to do with this

i have honestly never laughed so hard in my entire life

br000t:

healthy-mind-body-me:

the fuck am i suppose to do with this

i have honestly never laughed so hard in my entire life

(Source: boutchu, via oh-darling-its-fantasy)

— 3 days ago with 66493 notes
someone:um, can i talk to you for a sec? i need to ask you a serious question.
me:remembers every tiny thing i've ever done wrong since the second i was born
— 3 days ago with 163849 notes

stupidfuckingquestions:

Daniel Radcliffe on shooting a gay sex scene in Kill Your Darlings

(via the-seinfeld-noises)

— 3 days ago with 27723 notes
gay guy:*cough*
white girl:OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!
— 3 days ago with 15911 notes

thebluthcompany:

I want a friendship like this one.

(via pleatedjeans)

— 4 days ago with 18540 notes
"It is a part of mankind to play games. We played in the Stone Age. We played in Roman times. It’s an escape from the everyday grind. Every day we work hard and we make mistakes and we are punished for those mistakes. Games take us to another role where you can make mistakes and you don’t get punished for them. You can always start another game."
— 4 days ago with 620 notes